She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You don't make any sense
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