Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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