What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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