I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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