I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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