Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
porn star boner night. come get it.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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