she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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