All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
apparently the secret to your success is patron
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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