Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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