He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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