I'm sorry my penis didn't work
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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