god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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