Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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