I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
this beer tastes like vomit already
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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