What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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