yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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