Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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