just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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