What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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