I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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