Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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