I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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