From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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