Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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