Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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