i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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