Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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