thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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