Grow some girl-balls and come out already
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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