The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
We have so much sex to catch up on
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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