You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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