I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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