your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
and she was petting her beer can
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize