I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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