I feel like I'm in dance class right now
P.S. I can't hear my feet
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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