I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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