How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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