clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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