Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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