with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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