She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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