he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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