11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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