BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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