I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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