seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
birth control should be required to get into college
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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