We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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