Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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