margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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