His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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