party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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