We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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