On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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