So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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