He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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