Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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