the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Also, beer. Big fan.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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