She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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