i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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